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100 Points

Wednesday, May 8, 2024 - (Fair warning, I had a healthy dose of green tea before scribbling this; so, buckle up friends…)

Let’s start out with a full disclosure type of confession on my part. In fact, it’s more of a developed bias that I seem to share among a number of those in my wine orbit who have been critical of California Chardonnay. Hanging around a bunch of Jungian wine pontificators who, like me, seem to have developed some peculiar joy in turning their noses at anything other than white Burgundy, just reinforces the constant slight I have given to the Golden State’s queen of varietals over recent memory. Without going down a wacky and now seemingly overplayed rabbit hole on the topic, it’s almost redundant to say that my home state Chardonnay has been betrayed time and time again with ripe, sweaty, sweet, over-oaked treatment by those who feel that masking its true character is worth the payout from those palates who seem to want for everything marshmallowy jumpy house gummy and slathering saccharine succulent. Good on ya… I guess…

Yet, I suppose it’s like anything fringe. On one end of the spectrum, I don’t want a flabby butter bomb that drags its gooey knuckles in pineapple extract soup before slothing itself in my mouth until it dies a slow death in a syrupy swallow. Also, having a searing, militant acid soldier hucking hydrochloric 0.00 pH and fossilized rock bombs at my palate is no kind of fun either. Who knew I needed such catharsis from my struggles with California Chardonnay (and don’t call it “Cali” Chard. No one says “Cali” unless they are visiting from Ohio; just like no one should say “Frisco” or “San Fran”). Dr. Phil seems like a guy who drinks Butter Chard with flapjacks and whipped cream. Maybe he can provide therapeutic guidance to me and my struggles with my nomadic palate…? Anyway, suffice to say I have loved big California Chardonnays some moons ago, but have personally become increasingly sensitive to (and critical of) the Lemontini movement that has all too often cast a sloppy shadow over what could be amazing fruit (from some sites at least), but for those who pick in late December and hammer their crop with confectioners’ lumber and candied fat fairy dust.

Ok…enough of that. This whole buildup boils down to one thing really. The 2022 Sphaerics “if and only if,” hailing from a nice little carve out of the Upper Barn vineyard, is an exquisitely balanced rendition of domestic Chardonnay, or any Chardonnay for that matter, so much so that I had trouble finding fault here. And mind you, I wanted to find fault (cuz that’s what insecure people like me do all day). After all, I was drinking California Chardonnay, right?! My initial notes read, “Calculated and poised in every way. Silky layers of lemony-lemon drop cloaked in a feathery encasement of almond milk and crème fraiche.” (ya, I actually wrote that – I don’t get out much). On the nose, it initially shows as slightly reductive, encircled by lemon curd and vanilla scents. On the palate, it’s a deliberate wave of lemon (did I mention lemon??), yellow apple, vanilla, cream, pumice, and, oh ya…lemon. This thing has curves that carve an exceptional lane of delivery for the giving fruit. The purity is unmatched. The mid-palate pauses for a nice chewiness before sashaying along with its salivating beam of measured acidity on the beautifully balmy finish.

Now, I didn’t want to do this, but the comparison to Aubert is difficult to remove myself from. This, of course, is not a bad thing by any means, but it is important that this wine stand alone with its own distinctive identity and not “just be another Aubert,” or some copycat. That would mean it’s somehow second to Aubert, which it most certainly is not. I’ll say this just once…For those who like Aubert’s Lauren, you’ll likely go gaga over the Sphaerics, which I find to be generally better balanced, show elevated integration of the oak (70% here), and exuding enhanced class overall. A longer fermentation seems to have added textural superiority and depth here as well. Perhaps less powerful and overt as the Aubert lineage, the Sphaerics is a trendier and more poised partygoer in comparison. Think Dominque Crenn versus Charlie Palmer.

The Sphaerics was served alongside a 2014 Stonestreet and 2006 Peter Michael Mon Plaisir, all of which were spawned from Upper Barn. The Sphaerics was closer in form to the Mon Plaisir, as the Stonestreet was a bit more angular and superficial in its presentation.

97-100 points right here folks. I suspect a little bottle age might make for an even more complex luminary. Tip of the hat to Laura Jones for fashioning this special wunderkind. Invite all your fancy friends over, blind the Sphaerics with a Coche Corton Charlie, and see where the votes go…

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  • Comment posted by zimmy07:

    5/8/2024 10:44:00 AM - wow!!!! I bought this at release. I really like the team at Sphaerics and have been waiting to open, but may need to pull one here soon. took me 2 days to read this note, even long by your standards:), but as always, great note and insight. thanks!!

  • Comment posted by csimm:

    5/8/2024 10:56:00 AM - Just send me any overtime costs incurred by your having to reading my tasting note :). While I do think a little time in bottle will add to the depth here and allow the fruit to eat a little more of the oak, it’s compelling now in my opinion and I always like harnessing the freshness of these types of wines. I’m sure I drink them too young, but I generally prefer my white wines on the younger side. The balance of this wine is most impressive to me. Enjoy!

  • Comment posted by bsumoba:

    5/8/2024 11:02:00 AM - Wow...amazing how a TN can make you spend $500 like that...LOL.

    I felt like this TN was specifically directed at me. Or am I just being a bit egotistical to think that you would be thinking of little 'ol me as you wrote this. Well, I am going to think that regardless. Ha.

  • Comment posted by zimmy07:

    5/8/2024 11:04:00 AM - I have 6, time to get into one..

  • Comment posted by csimm:

    5/8/2024 11:08:00 AM - bsumoba! Of course, everything I do, I do for you… And this TN was no exception! Ha! This wine will be an interesting add-in for the next blind white flight we put together. Start planning!

  • Comment posted by bsumoba:

    5/8/2024 11:09:00 AM - I got an interesting domestic white chard to throw into the blind as well. Hopefully it won't be corked...wah wah.

  • Comment posted by csimm:

    5/8/2024 11:10:00 AM - Prove me wrong zimmy! Check one out and tell me if I’m putting too much frosting on it. I’m obviously a fan, so we shall see what the rest of the community thinks….

  • Comment posted by csimm:

    5/8/2024 11:11:00 AM - The poor flawed Judge needs redemption!

  • Comment posted by WineBurrowingWombat:

    5/8/2024 1:20:00 PM - "Think Dominque Crenn versus Charlie Palmer."

    BARS!!

  • Comment posted by csimm:

    5/8/2024 4:32:00 PM - Hey WBW - Nothing wrong with a good Palmer filet mignon once in a while, but my girl Crenn is no joke.

  • Comment posted by zimmy07:

    5/8/2024 6:02:00 PM - well there goes my secret wine that very few knew about. I know the owners and was one of the very first to get bottles, with this fanfare everyone will be coming to the table to buy. I will pop one this weekend and let you know...

  • Comment posted by bsumoba:

    5/8/2024 7:46:00 PM - I left a couple bottles at an SF retailer...lol.

  • Comment posted by Decanting Queen:

    5/18/2024 5:29:00 AM - Not usually a fan of ‘Cali’ chard but this I must try. Btw, I do say Cali, I am not from Ohio, just too lazy to write it out. I also say BDX instead of Bordeaux which makes it sound like an airport.

  • Comment posted by zimmy07:

    5/18/2024 6:09:00 AM - I lived in California 2 seperate times for 7 years, and still call it Cali... this is a great wine but it is Cali Chard at its heart

  • Comment posted by csimm:

    5/18/2024 7:36:00 AM - Haha. You’re both Cali killin’ me. BDX airport sounds like a good place for a layover….

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