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NWR: Story of my life...this is _almost_ accurate. - 8/24/2008 6:11:58 PM   
Serge Birbrair

 

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Status: online 		For crying out loud, can ANYBODY put the accurate acount of the events!????

In porn worlds the stories were 50% accurate at best.
http://www.computerworlduk.com/technology/internet/web2/in-depth/index.cfm?articleid=598&pn=3

in wine world they were 65% accurate
http://www.torbwine.com/Stuff/scourge.shtml
("Serge is no fool; he has a razor sharp mind...." is hard to argue with, even though I have to comment - I was MUCH better 10 years ago!)

and in Financial World they are 90% accurate
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/main.jhtml?xml=/money/2008/08/25/ccars125.xml

End Result:
I don't trust media. and I trust Bankers
even less.


Whom do I have to blow to have it 100% correct!????

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RE: NWR: Story of my life...this is _almost_ accurate. - 8/25/2008 12:16:54 AM   
pjaines

 

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Status: offline 		Serge, given your history in porn you could probably blow yourself, film it and make a few bucks selling it on.

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RE: NWR: Story of my life...this is _almost_ accurate. - 8/25/2008 12:28:19 AM   
Serge Birbrair

 

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Status: online 		Paul, I don't care about "few bucks", all I want is accuracy!

BTW, the question was rhetorical, but thank you anyway!
;)

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RE: NWR: Story of my life...this is _almost_ accurate. - 8/25/2008 10:26:04 AM   
zippz

 

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Status: offline 		serge... you are a celebrity of sorts
you have to find someone to do some PR work for you
and invite the paparazzi over for a case of wine

maybe do a "reality" show... to show the world, the "real" you
though in a way you have done this with the sharing of your
travel pics, wine preferences, battles with bankers etc

see we need to put a face on the Serge Brand
and the occasional avatar or posed pic just won't do
i suggest doing a sort of heartfelt video journal
video clip ah la youtube style
take everyone on a tour of your wine cellar,
introduce your dog, show off your pez collection,
knock a coconut out of your backyard palm tree
or just have a one on one with the camera
spilling your beans about how you were once
a hitman for the russian mob

i also think your accent will win a lot of points
it's worked for my wife, arianna huffinton & schwarzenegger...
i think it's safe to say that most european accents
are endearing to most native english speakers

keep this all in mind...
and most importantly this would give you
a new unique opportunity to set the record straight
as you put it "...the accurate acount of the events"


< Message edited by zippz -- 8/25/2008 10:30:43 AM >

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RE: NWR: Story of my life...this is _almost_ accurate. - 8/25/2008 11:05:08 AM   
Serge Birbrair

 

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spilling your beans about how you were once
a hitman for the russian mob


This is not accurate, I hate guns.

Everything else is implemented already.

I guess your better half shares not your 9/11 obscession...my condolences.

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RE: NWR: Story of my life...this is _almost_ accurate. - 8/25/2008 12:05:38 PM   
Blue Shorts

 

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ORIGINAL: Serge Birbrair

I guess your better half shares not your 9/11 obscession...my condolences.


That's why she's his better half.

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RE: NWR: Story of my life...this is _almost_ accurate. - 8/25/2008 12:11:43 PM   
Serge Birbrair

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Blue Shorts

quote:

ORIGINAL: Serge Birbrair

I guess your better half shares not your 9/11 obscession...my condolences.


That's why she's his better half.


..and she speaks 2! languages I understand, even more better!

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RE: NWR: Story of my life...this is _almost_ accurate. - 8/25/2008 12:46:10 PM   
zippz

 

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Status: offline 		serge...  i say this as your running mate
but what the frickin fracking fooseballs are you saying!?
are you trying to tell me that with the convention just hours away
charleston heston must be turning in his grave
i can hear him now... in a wraspy whispery voice
"From my cold, dead hands!"

if you are reversing your position
then i need to get our campaign manager on the horn
to pull those pictures off your website
you know the ones with gun in hand at the shooting range,
daughter with gun in hand at home and
all pics with the black and white poster
of gangsters hanging in the background

as for making my position on 911-truth public
i don't think it would be wise
to only color the wife as an air head
that only exposes me and thus
raises suspicion on your position as a non-tinker
we need to bring me into the fold too

not to worry... for i already have a speech prepared
where i confess to being once seduced by the truth
but now i am fully reformed and converted
to the "ignorance is bliss" doctrine

as for the question of your obsessions
we need to also divert the public's attention
we need to find a convincing way to sell your
image as a people's banker and banker's banker
(note to self: also have all forum posts of you mentioning UBS pulled)
and as for the sex... we need to relate to the people
that they are the only one's you are interested in screwing

if we can stick to this game plan
we have this election in the bag




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RE: NWR: Story of my life...this is _almost_ accurate. - 8/25/2008 1:40:25 PM   
fingers

 

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Status: online 		Just wondering,  Since both Left and Right have endorsed the "official story",  how do we vote for either one with clear conscience?

The "Hold Your Nose" response is anticipated and, therefore, not necessary.

< Message edited by fingers -- 8/25/2008 2:18:46 PM >

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RE: NWR: Story of my life...this is _almost_ accurate. - 8/25/2008 2:34:42 PM   
Serge Birbrair

 

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Status: online 		Not to change the topic but,

There once was a barmaid named Gail
on whose chest were the prices of ale.
And on her behind,
for the sake of the blind,
was precisely the same, but in Braille.


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RE: NWR: Story of my life...this is _almost_ accurate. - 8/25/2008 2:40:55 PM   
zippz

 

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Status: offline 		in a nutshell...
left and right... server the same master... big business
or summed up in one word... plutocracy

this is why it is imperative that the Birbrair/Agosto ticket
remains under the radar and is embraced by the powers
that manufacture consent with the prevailing mentality that
"War is Peace; Freedom is Slavery; Ignorance is Strength."
once we ride into the white house on the back of the donkeys
we can then pull off our masks and
pull out our cans of "Whoop Ass!" (trademark pending)
and get this country on a track leading to higher ground

we appreciate your vote...
and i fully endorse this message

< Message edited by zippz -- 8/25/2008 2:42:05 PM >

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RE: NWR: Story of my life...this is _almost_ accurate. - 8/25/2008 2:43:06 PM   
Serge Birbrair

 

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Status: online 		Not to change the subject but....

There was an old party of Lyme
who married three wives at one time.
When asked, "Why the third?"
He replied, "One's absurd,
and bigamy, sir, is a crime!"


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RE: NWR: Story of my life...this is _almost_ accurate. - 8/25/2008 2:53:03 PM   
fingers

 

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She offered her honor
He honored her offer
All night long
It was on her and off her

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RE: NWR: Story of my life...this is _almost_ accurate. - 8/25/2008 3:01:10 PM   
zippz

 

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Status: offline 		serge you are a natural
perfect stall and deflection tactic

now when you get bombarded by the press
just rattle off one of these gems
they will go away with a smile
for you gave them something to report/parrot



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RE: NWR: Story of my life...this is _almost_ accurate. - 8/25/2008 3:04:37 PM   
Serge Birbrair

 

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Status: online 		Fingers, just to stay on topic:

Beware of the limerick bore.
From a seemingly infinite store,
he trots out more verse
where the scansion gets worse,
but the subject's the same as before.


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RE: NWR: Story of my life...this is _almost_ accurate. - 8/25/2008 3:12:10 PM   
fingers

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Serge Birbrair

he trots out more verse
where the scansion gets worse,
but the subject's the same as before.



Sir Winston couldn't have put it better!

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RE: NWR: Story of my life...this is _almost_ accurate. - 8/25/2008 3:33:41 PM   
zippz

 

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Status: offline 		serge i owe you an apology...
my dear holiness please forgive my trespasses
i lost track of this thread... it's really all about you
and here i had stepped into your lime light
so here's something more to your liking
... silly and sexy

since you are destine to be our new emperor
i though it would be appropriate for us all to pitch in
and get you and the 1st lady something for the master bed
since this is where you will be by executive order... ruling your best works



something reminiscent of the old adage ... "the emperor has no clothes"



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RE: NWR: Story of my life...this is _almost_ accurate. - 8/25/2008 4:34:28 PM   
Serge Birbrair

 

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quote:

ORIGINAL: fingers

quote:

ORIGINAL: Serge Birbrair

he trots out more verse
where the scansion gets worse,
but the subject's the same as before.



Sir Winston couldn't have put it better!


This si not fair, you know I have weakness for Churchill!









I never worry about action, but only about inaction.
Winston Churchill


Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
Winston Churchill


My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
Winston Churchill

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RE: NWR: Story of my life...this is _almost_ accurate. - 8/26/2008 8:56:30 PM   
zippz

 

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Status: offline 		"Remember gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for, it's Champagne!"
Winston S. Churchill, 1918

...and here is one way france has said thank you :




< Message edited by zippz -- 8/26/2008 9:17:36 PM >

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