rloomis
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Joined: 1/29/2007 From: San Diego, CA Status: offline
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I just drank a Bitch http://www.cellartracker.com/wine.asp?iWine=531691 7/29/2008 rated 84 points: I never met an Aussie that I've been able to hate. I almost always want to but I just can't bring myself to do it. How can you? They're so sincere and gregarious. They treat you like you're their best mate since grade school in the first minute of meeting them. Succeed or fail at anything you were doing at the time, or just introduce yourself by saying your name -- it doesn't really matter. You'll invariably get the same enthusiastic and heartfelt, life-loving response to just about anything you could say or do: "Effen' brilliant mate! Effen' brilliant! Goodonya! Goodonya!" Seriously. How can you respond to this with hate without being suddenly overcome with a shameful, self-loathing feeling of dread? That just maybe the truth to what you call hate is a really deep rooted envy of being unable to face life with even a fraction of the unpretentious, sincere, good natured cheer that's just been sent your way by someone who one minute ago was a complete stranger? You find yourself staring deep into the Abyss wondering if you can continue to go through life as you have before; with your smug indifference and supercilious demureness. Or, is it possible to forget thinking about only yourself for a moment and actually try to have a good time? This wine is no different. It's from Australia, and I immediately wanted to hate it from the bottom of my soul. But as much as I tried, I just couldn't do it. There I stood -- at the Abyss. Where I suddenly had to face myself and The Truth. This wine was cheerful and fun -- you might even say it was "gay".....and I liked it. It was grenache; fruity red berries. But not a serious grenache like a Gigondas or Vacqueryas. Rather, more like a grenache rose. Light bodied, a bit thin and delicate, but with an extra punch of extracted grape skin to give it a glitzy bright red pigmentation and a touch of grit. It was a Venus in Furs. It was a Bitch. I suddenly wanted to invite all my new Aussie friends over, my new gay frinds; my new, gay, Aussie friends -- all together for a big, gay, Aussie party. We'd drink The Bitch by the case, sing show tunes, do impersonations of Olivia Newton-John, Nicole Kidman, Poppy Montgomery, Portia de Rossi, Rachel Griffiths, Elle Macpherson, Susie Porter..... Life would never be the same.
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