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Joined: 3/5/2008 From: New Hope, Pennsylvania Status: offline
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This is a good one: Tasted by JonathanNYC on 8/15/2008 & rated 70 points: Why, oh why, did I decide to have faith in humanity, and trust that damned, mottled pale skin, red-nosed drunkard/sea captain-looking wine merchant at Yorkville, against all odds. He’s always seemed to have some disdain with my spending over $15 on a wine in his shop (obviously he's not the owner). Told him I wanted to try something new: a nice California pinot noir with few flaws and complexity, for somewhere around $30/40 (I like trying new varietals and watching them come over my palate for the first time with a bang). His first reply: “Well, you don’t need to spend that much!” OK, kindness, perhaps. “Oh, great!” I replied. He then led me to this crapper, which, aha! was also on clearance sale, and said he thought it was “nice”. I asked about the taste: he was at a loss for words. “Uhhhh… it kinda…has a…cherry taste. I liked it. People like it.” “Really? Does it have any major flaws?” I ask. “Well, nothing’s perfect: everything has flaws”, this jackass replies, in a roundabout, philosophical manner. Wow. You should work in a wine shop! Can’t tell me what the flaws are. Conclusion after tasting? Forgive me while I vent, and direct my wrath towards the sea captain: Well, dipshit, if you want to keep drinking the rusty, acidic slime from the bottom of the Star Wars trash compactor and call it “nice”, go ahead! But don’t recommend it to your customers, you slovenly drunkard! Admit you don’t know **** from Shinola! Go back out on the sea and salvage for scrap metal once again! Reassume your identity as a lost sea captain eager for any form of alcoholic intoxication available. This wine is quite simply a sore throat in a bottle. I waited, I decanted, I tried the next day: no dice. This is a peppery, rusty, acid disappointment. The plague. Unable to finish the bottle. Who could drink this crap?! (105 views) - report issue | favorite author
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