jhannah27
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ORIGINAL: pjaines Definition of cricket for the Americans...... You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been given out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!" I think I am the only American who actually enjoys watching Cricket (to an extent...these games can last FOREVER) with an ice cold beer when I am visiting friends in Australia (obviously it's never televised here). And I can categorically say that this is the funniest...and most accurate...explanation of the game. Although, you neglected to discuss the part where the bowler pitches his balls at the batsman to get him out. This is all beginning to sounds a bit homo-erotic.
< Message edited by jhannah27 -- 10/22/2008 9:25:41 AM >
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