Wine Article

From the front label - the mouse claims "It's an insouciant little vintage that's both playful and brash, brawny and confident, but with just a smidgen of unctuousness that allows its provocative flavors to blend into a voluptuous tastescape - evocative of more well-muscled wine but without the plonk one would normally associate with such a naturally grandiose and typically overstated varietal, all wrapped up in a piquant finish that's not short on opulence."
From the back label: We won't bore you with overwrought descriptions of Babble...we're too busy blending great Mendocino County wines. But if we had to pin down the flavors, we think Babble tastes like plum, bacon fat, and blackberry preserves - kinda creamy on the palate with hints of cocoa, and tannins that round out nicely in the finish. Enjoy a glass with friends and hearty fare! And while you're at it, why not take turns coming up with your own wine babble? Vie for the longest, most outrageous faux critique. Special bonus points for using words tha don't exist!