TWATS Typhoon

Kells Shelter
Tasted Saturday, July 18, 2009 by tplskylrk with 754 views

Introduction

Held as a T9 came into town, but little things like that never stop a TWAT, so on she went. Usual suspects in attendance, Baldy, Kells the host, Bosh, Sim, Clive, guest and pledge Angus, minus yours truly, who had serious important TWATing to attend to in BKK.

A new TWATS rule is born! A TWAT accused of consuming more than 3 Pints prior to an event will be forced to sleep in the rain, or drive home.

Flight 1 - Girlish Whites (3 Notes)

Perfunctory Flight

Flight 2 - Serious Reds (7 Notes)

A line up of pedigree treated with the usual TWATS disrespect.

A couple of wines with questionable lineage did not CT so here they are. Most likely Sim's continuing his quest of delivering a French wine that impresses....
2002 Cote de Bergeraz Chateau Combrillac: silky yet dirty - the second part a lot like Stearnsy, silage, wrong hay, shiraz, easy, DIRTY
2006 Richard Landner The Colonial Estate Barossa Shiraz: black as Baldi's heart, sweet, gycerine, great colour, pissed Sim - "i reallly like this"
2004 Cotes de Bourg Chateau de Margarete de Fontreuse: gutless and old world, week as peer pressure, would never make it off the pier

  • 1998 Lloyd Brothers Shiraz

    Australia, South Australia, Fleurieu, McLaren Vale

    dirty nickers, making my eyes water, nostril singe, a complete horror

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  • 2007 St Hallett Shiraz Blackwell

    Australia, South Australia, Barossa

    twat disputes over the nose, sim - "i like", gus wanted to get carnal with it, is it yarra yering?, tight but fine tannins, worthy of a dirty little rendez-vous, perhaps on a boat?

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  • 1997 Penfolds Grange

    Australia, South Australia

    lots of pepper in that, great mouth but then short, coffee, milf, huge way to go, toasty, a lot like Bosh - not complex

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  • 2004 Barratt Pinot Noir Piccadilly Valley

    Australia, South Australia, Mount Lofty Ranges, Piccadilly Valley

    old, old, old, dirty and gritty, so brown, i like this, pinot, completely fallen over in second tasting, everyone thought much older than it was

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  • 2006 Clonakilla Shiraz Viognier

    Australia, New South Wales, Southern New South Wales, Canberra District

    aged/ mid aged, yummy, choc on the nose, sweet cherries - but not in a violating laws kind of way, it is a stealth wine

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  • 2006 Greenock Creek Shiraz Alices

    Australia, South Australia, Barossa, Barossa Valley

    sweet oak, liqourice, 17%, everyone very positive

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  • 2005 Cullen Wines Diana Madeline

    Australia, Western Australia, South West Australia, Margaret River

    legs like a Russian tennis player, wide mouth feel, WA, little spicey, beautiful, like a dry root in a Neptune forest

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Closing

If a TWAT could TWITTER it would look like this...

The Chronology: the Micky J Memorial Twatoff
3:30: Bosh and Sim decide on some ill advised preparation
10:00: Baldi announces he is pissed
10:10: Baldi announces he is still pissed
10:55: Sim is toast and wants coffee - it is discovered that Twats actually do coffee
11:05: Kells is pissed
11:10: Gus fell over
11:14: Host turned nasty - driven by lack of alcohol consumption
11:15: I am so twatted
11:23: everyone heads outside to balcony
11:24: it starts raining
11:25: Sim is most pissest ever - he has NFI
11:26 - 2:36: Sim slumbers - wakes up rosey
2:23: Clive comes inside, realising for the first time that it has been raining and he has actually been sitting in it
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WOTNs:
tie for first place: Cullen and Blackwell
3rd: Richard Landner
4th: Clonakilla
5th: Lloyd

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