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Old Doug -> RE: Jeez I must be bored tonight... (9/15/2011 12:35:15 PM)
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Sidekick: dontime - if his zombie-fighting prowess is akin to his constancy with the grape, then surely I am stood in good stead.
Heavy Weapons: J2K - it seems that some of our English friends will confirm his "Heavy Weapon" status. That said, I do not know what percentage of them were zombies. Inexact counts notwithstanding, some reports do have a higher amount of zombies toward the end of the night, versus the beginning. Hmm... more zombies - whose side is this guy really on?
The Clueless Survivor: Cookiefiend - how can a Colgin-lover be "clueless"? Surely this is an act, one that enrages the zombies, their few-neuroned brains finding it impossible, and maddening - that she so easily evades their attacks. Meanwhile, their focus on her makes them easy-pickings for us boys.
Sniper: Hollowine - with daring sleight of hand he peppers their bridges and hedges with cascades of deadly fire, the bullets like falling rain. His rifle casts a long shadow, and he's always popping up in a new position, dead reckoning leaving them dead.
The one that loses it: ob2s - I daresay, no, he found it - an ingenious way to outwit the zombies. He holds up a bottle of "No Girls" wine, and roughly half the zombies turn away in confusion. Then, he pours the wine into a bottle labeled, "No Boys" and holds it up, thus the rest of the zombies turn away, right as Hollowine hits them high and J2K hits them low. They try and take down the female zombies first, as ob2s has annerk as a backup, and she's already throwing rocks at all the males. "Stupid boy zombies!"
The Brains: *Vine*- I fear this one has already ascended to the purely-cerebral realms, not to treat with us forum mortals, we zombie-threatened ones, any longer.
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