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Friday, June 12, 2009 - Atrocious. Tastes like the dude who makes the sugar-glazed-super-butter-croissants in the morning and the dude respomsible for making this wine just switched jobs for the day. No offense to the baker, I LOVE those little breakfast bombs, but the wine.....tasting it was uh, uncomfortable. It was more like it was tasting ME, cramming it's sugarsoakedbutterbreath down my pipes like some hormonally ravaged teen flailing thru his first kiss. Yes, it was that bad. This wine should owe ME points for having drunk it. I award myself a 94+.

(Note: I had to replace my entire kitchen plumbing system subsequent to disposing of this wine down my drain. Yes...unbelievably, this wine killed my pipes)

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