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slaughterer -> Postings after 1 whole bottle consumed alone (5/7/2011 12:48:13 PM)

The idea for this thread came to me in the midst of a 30-minute trance staring at the label of an Angelus 1995 where the bell (angelus) took on different tints of radiant insanity, after said bottle had been consumed by yours truly in a faux bachelor evening of total dedication to the most important thing in the world: this wine hobby we call ours. It is only after my wife departs for a business trip do I really start to open and explore the "good stuff" in the frame of mind that life is too short to let that bottle undrunk... I may die tomorrow... My wife gone, means I will consume the whole monstrous thing alone, in fetal concentration, in the end getting more sloshed than a 20 year old co-ed at a frat party--but, in all honesty, this is more than 20 years later, and they never had 47 Cheval Blanc at the Phi Beta Kappa parties did they? The main thing I discovered though this act of solitary enebriated violation is that: 1) I open the good stuff for myself, selfish wine snob that I am, and do not share with my wifey--for instance, she loves Chateau Margaux, but I have never opened an actual bottle of the first wine in her midst, only to watch her go into ecstatic transports over 96 Pavillon Rouge or whatever vintage I give her of Alter Ego or Prieur Lichine... whereas I, in my princely solitude, readily consume a whole bottle of 1990 Chateaux Margaux alone over a plate of Entrecote. In fact, my whole dining philosophy alters when in bachelor machine mode, to a bare basics of absolute minimalism... take tonight for instance, rare grilled Entrecote (whose interstitial fat always will always disgust a woman of class and quality), fresh country bread from Provence, Andalusian olives, a few fresh tomatoes and a "KitKat Chunky" (!!!) for dessert--this, from an ardent student of Marco Pierre White, who, when in the presence of said wife, cooks up the oysters with tagliatelli and caviar, and makes the Creme Anglais from scratch... So, when and if you ever get to the stage of inebriated solitude and rare JJ Rousseau confessional honesty/obscenity that I have gotten to this evening in my solitary whole bottle Bacchanali, please leave a few words behind.... the more embarassing and confessional the better. Please.




fingers -> RE: Postings after 1 whole bottle consumed alone (5/7/2011 1:39:29 PM)

What a beautiful, insightful, thoughtful contribution to the forum, Slaughterer

Foster Brooks would be proud, as am I

salud!




musedir -> RE: Postings after 1 whole bottle consumed alone (5/7/2011 2:22:28 PM)

     
“Every man is prompted by the love of himself to imagine that he possesses some qualities, superior, either in kind or degree, to those which he sees allotted to the rest of the world; and, whatever apparent disadvantages he may suffer in the comparison” Samuel Johnson (English Poet, Critic and Writer. 1709-1784)

So drink up me hearty!




J2K -> RE: Postings after 1 whole bottle consumed alone (5/7/2011 2:42:45 PM)

On Slaught,
Nice post. This is along the same thought process I had when I started the (and hope it's always referred to as) Han Solo thread.






slaughterer -> RE: Postings after 1 whole bottle consumed alone (5/7/2011 3:24:35 PM)

Things are getting out of control here on the same night as the first post. The hallucinatory lucidity that 1 bottle of Angelus 95 has put me in (well worth the $300) has me thinking about earning another "Marlon Brandon merit badge" (think Paul in "Last Tango in Paris") if I rush down the basement to get a second bottle of this same elixir. The Foster Brooks You Tubes are over now (thanks fingers for reminding me of that slice of yester nostalgia, a very talented epileptic gent at the Dean Martin sponsored roasts), and I am thinking of calling up an escort and doing it Charlie Sheen style for the rest of the weekend.... between some Stravinsky recordings, discarded Angelus bottles, a high-class hooker (or maybe a lonely ex girlfriend ha ha, Dionysus was right), and maybe a few minutes of trance-like introspection, I think I might actually "learn something" about this life and planet... so Han Solo .. here I come... between the bedsheets with some Ukrainian beauty and David Lee Roth's autobiography and, of course, the fantastic Angelus 95, which, despite its dry and stemmy classicity, is really punching out an "Ueber-sized Rausch" ... all in the name of "going where no man has gone before" with this beautiful wine "hobby" as it courses 100% through my veins and muscles... oh the beauty and the illusion of being more powerful than fate and biology itself... I love it... will report back to CT at the home office once I destroy the SPECTOR villain who is trying to destroy the world ... ha ha ... his name is Dionysus.




Birch -> RE: Postings after 1 whole bottle consumed alone (5/7/2011 5:50:46 PM)

Funny, I was wondering if I was the only one that racked up dead soldiers when the wife is out of town.  The only difference between you and I is that I eat PB&J sandwiches with my cabernet.  I've discovered that cabernet really brings out the flavor in a nice peanut butter. 




musedir -> RE: Postings after 1 whole bottle consumed alone (5/7/2011 5:54:58 PM)

A vintage Bordeaux also brings out the ultimate flavor in Fruit Loops!




Stirling -> RE: Postings after 1 whole bottle consumed alone (5/7/2011 7:51:32 PM)

Good on ya Slaughter!! What relief to know that I am not alone in enjoying a great bottle, tout sole.

In fact one of the truly great pairings is good hooch and solitude. It allows a pesron one the rarest of luxuries: contemplation.  A prescrition for a great night is to pull out a great bottle, one of your best stems and cook a simple but flavourful meal. Then let senses be treated and then follow the various musings as they enter your mind; don't force them in, don't shoo them out, just let them arise, sui generis. (Will anyone go to their dictionary for that one?)

I like getting a tich over-served when I am both patron and bar-tender.

Good post Slaughter; I look forward to the wife's next trip so I can do the Napoleon Solo (pre-dates even Hans, think Robert Vaughn) and put my musings down on this thread. I look forward to reading the rants of others; no doubt rich stuff, indeed.




Hollowine -> RE: Postings after 1 whole bottle consumed alone (5/7/2011 8:34:13 PM)


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ORIGINAL: musedir

A vintage Bordeaux also brings out the ultimate flavor in Fruit Loops!


Not anywhere as well as a '70 Taylor Fladgate. Fruit Loops must also be stale, eaten off the floor mats in the back of a wine buddies Expedition in between swigs of the Taylor straight from the decanter it is still sloshing around in...

...or so I hear...[8|]




dsGris -> RE: Postings after 1 whole bottle consumed alone (5/7/2011 9:17:13 PM)

In the spirit of "men behaving badly without female supervision", I will wait until I am 3 sheets to the wind, or in my case 3 glasses. Then the best prose flows. At least until I check it in the morning to see if I have made a complete ass of myself. I rely on pjaines to correct my grammar as he gets up before I do. I value his wisdom and tact in the most delicate situations. So far I have not been disappointed.




smigdiggler -> RE: Postings after 1 whole bottle consumed alone (5/7/2011 10:33:08 PM)

I promise to never let this thread die for as long as I breath.   I was alone on friday night, because my wife fell asleep and left me with a full bottle of Vine Cliff Cab Franc.

Here is my tasting note. 

5/6/2011 rated 90 points: So you know when you taste a wine at the winery, love it and the bring it home where you open it and it doesn't meet your expectations? Well let's flip that on it heels and talk about a wine that tastes better at home than you remember it tasting at the winery. This is the vinecliff cab franc. Thank you wine gods for cab franc. It was not a wine that you baptize your children in, but its a great example of a good cab franc (77 views)

Suffice it to say, I don't even remember posting the note and on my way to bet, I found one of my girls balloons and decided it was a good idea to do inhale all the helium in it.    Regardless of what you think, I slept well last night


There is nothing more honest than a midnight rambler with the juice of the gods running through you veins.   BTW - did anyone notice that Slaughter is just Laughter with an S in front of it.   Hmmmmm....




slaughterer -> RE: Postings after 1 whole bottle consumed alone (5/8/2011 3:46:14 AM)

Slaughterer woke up today with a bit of a headache in his forehead today, and treated said headache promptly, keeping with last evenings theme, with a bottle of Duval Leroy Femme de Champagne 1996, a large piece of toast, and heavily salted scrambled eggs and sausage. He is trying to make out what he scribbled at the height of his Angelus high at 3am, when, in the midst of the second bottle, the world started to spin around him in dizzying blobs of crystalline light, and he had to use his pen as a crutch to keep from falling to the floor. His female supervisor (read: wife, blonde, German, raised in a strict judge's family in post-war Germany, favorite actresses: Isabelle Huppert, Corinne Harfouch, Charlotte Rampling etc.) is due to return in a few hours and wlll not notice a piece of her orderly domestic life disturbed from its usual position. (Slaughterer may just open an actual bottle of Chateau Margaux for her on her birthday in two months, if she does not nag his attention to such miniscule disciplinary oddities as the "accumulating lint" behind the wash machine, or the "filthy crumbs" in the toaster, or the "queer noise" made by the garage opener, etc. etc.). Slaughterer must however at this time hand over the next "I bottle consumed alone" mission to another CTer, should he/she choose to accept it, and he is looking forward to what solecisms and divagations will pour out onto this public forum for his reading pleasure from some convinced, undisciplined CTer who has chosen the Han Solo path of following F Scott Fitzgerald on his "Crack Up" into a big bottle of exploratory highs at the height of our wonderful collective wine pursuit. (Smigdiggler, slaughterer's handle comes from an early, childhood experience of being taught how to slaughter a cow by his proud, slaughterhouse-owning Welsh grandfather, an early childhood experience which the psychoanalyst of his previous fiance said accounted for his "lack of a superego" when contemplating temptations provided by other women, wine and song. There was a lot of laughter, but also tears, as a result of some of the pursuits this led him in, hence "previous" fiance. The German replacement which arrived on the scene afterwards seems to hold up better because she will write down any piggish, stupid thing he does to "cultural difference"). Alas, I await with pleasure the next Han Solo who will come after me.




Stirling -> RE: Postings after 1 whole bottle consumed alone (5/8/2011 9:52:46 AM)

If I can say this and retain some modesty as well, it is not often that someone sends me to the dictionary (Mother was an English major, Father a lawyer, and both were word-smiths) but Slaughterer has sent me there twice. I rather doubt that I am the only one who needed the assistance, so for the rest of your benefits:

Divagations: digressions or wanderings Solecism: non-standard or ungrammatical useage such as unflammable or they was





slaughterer -> RE: Postings after 1 whole bottle consumed alone (5/8/2011 10:15:28 AM)

Fear not for your lexical acumen, Stirling, the worst decision in my life was to spend 7 years earning a Ph.D. in Comparative Literature.
The best divagations are nocturnal and debauched.
The best solecisms are from people whose mother tongue is closely similar to a foreign language they are trying to speak--imperfectly as it were--but also from drunks and drug addicts when they ride with "Joe le Taxi."
Awaiting next Han...




profiler54 -> RE: Postings after 1 whole bottle consumed alone (5/12/2011 11:18:51 PM)

Cheers Slaughterer!

Your prose resonated with me. That was the most interesting kaleidoscope of musings under the influence of a fine bottle of wine I have ever read.
I might have to go there myself. I have some 1995 Ch. Angelus in my cellar..




Old Doug -> RE: Postings after 1 whole bottle consumed alone (5/13/2011 1:27:54 AM)

[:D]  Fantastic idea, Slaughterer! 

Does alcohol give us inspiration?  I have heard many times that it's an illusion, that in the cold light of the next morning you'll see that it really just felt that way....  Personally, I beg to differ - a good bottle of wine will switch certain things off while it turns others on, and there are new and valuable perspectives to be had.  Many is the time when after a few drinks on a plane I've been furiously scratching notes on a napkin, thoughts coming so fast that I can't get them all down.  In the dim and distant past (more than half my life ago), I wrote one of my brothers an "11 beer letter," which he remembers yet.  To this day, alcohol can be the reverse of "writer's block."

It's also interesting to see the progression in the author as more and more is consumed.  So, might be diverting to post after one bottle of wine, and then after a second, and for the more stout-hearted drinkers among, us, after a third.






Colonel Lawrence -> RE: Postings after 1 whole bottle consumed alone (5/13/2011 5:02:39 AM)

An American what can speak English!
L.




musedir -> RE: Postings after 1 whole bottle consumed alone (5/13/2011 5:07:56 AM)

Huh?




fingers -> RE: Postings after 1 whole bottle consumed alone (5/13/2011 7:00:52 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: musedir

Huh?



Que?


(Local speak from Santa Ana)




ob2s -> RE: Postings after 1 whole bottle consumed alone (5/13/2011 7:08:47 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: slaughterer
fresh country bread from Provence


You live in Provence ?




recotte -> RE: Postings after 1 whole bottle consumed alone (5/13/2011 10:20:29 AM)

Alcohol is a lovely dis-inhibitor. Filters get removed and all sorts of whatnot can ensue, depending on one's propensities. Grand insights into the universe, one's soul, improved linguistic abilities (during my time in Japan, my boss swore my spoken Japanese was better when I had a few under my belt), right down to beer goggles and debauchery and the opposite of all of the preceding.

Yes, the progression through 1, 2 and 3 bottles in a single evening would be quite enlightening--if perhaps only to the observers, as by bottle 3, I know I would be completely incoherent!


FWIW, when TW is away, I, too, will go for a bottle of the really good stuff, and will not infrequently pair it with an almond butter and honey sandwich. Deeeeeeeeeeeelicious.




wicozani -> RE: Postings after 1 whole bottle consumed alone (5/13/2011 11:14:24 AM)

Slaughterer,

There may be no more truthful ramblings than your's above! Well done! (grunts, beats chest)

I'm often left solo, too, if you can count 'solo' as Dad left with his 7- and 9-year old children! In such cases, a 1/2 bottle of wine with dinner and children, followed by 2 overproof cocktails once said children are asleep. Not exactly fully 'cutting loose' (as in 80s-era Mazatlan spring break activities), but the best I feel comfortable doing under such circumstances.

Jeff




musedir -> RE: Postings after 1 whole bottle consumed alone (5/13/2011 11:32:36 AM)

Welcome to the forum... Have spent much time in the Black Hills in my past Midwest life...




Old Doug -> RE: Postings after 1 whole bottle consumed alone (5/13/2011 12:07:12 PM)

Time waits for no man, so they say; probably especially not for old drunks with but scant decades of life remaining.  Yet who knows?  I have one grandmother, going strong, who will be 100 years old in November.  She never boozed, though, and I'm sure that's not unrelated to her longevity.

So, my name is Doug, I'm new to the forum, and trying too hard, but also quite enthusiastic after making a wish-list last night and then securing 16 of the 45 listed bottles an hour ago.  The cheapest was from Portugal, Jose Maria Fonseca Twin Vines Vinho Verde 2009.  Lovely color, very pale gold.  Nearly noseless, hint of flowery citrus there.  Damned if it didn't go down easy, nicely crisp palate, clean and little bubbly, even somewhat of a finish.  Guzzlers or sippers could drink this for hours on a hot summer day.  Not a complex wine, big surprise there, but completely unobjectionable to me, always with the $6.45 price in mind.  10% alcohol; no effect thus far.  Well okay, a little.

Before I even started quick-chilling the green wine, I decanted the second bottle - South Africa's Mulderbosch Faithful Hound 2007, a Stellenbosch.  Took a big inhale when the cork was first popped; hot, young, overly-fruity.  "IWC gave this an 89?"  [>:]  So we wait....

Ah, I've long said that the early buzz is the best.  You get about three beers in you - best time of the evening.  Would equate to most of a bottle of wine.  Unless it's a strong one, and then it'd be like a half.  "The Faithful Hound label commemorates" - (ha!  getting drunk) I mean "celebrates the memory of the dog, who, when abandoned by his master, kept a three year vigil outside an empty cottage on Mulderbosch Farm.  Sadly, he died unrewarded for his loyalty."  Bummer.  Too bad a kindly vintner didn't take him in.

62% Cabernet Sauvignon, 10% each of Malbec, Merlot, Petit Verdot, and 8% Cabernet Franc.  I like the sound of that, but in test-sipping it (right from the decanter, no less - establishing my Philistine credentials here) it's just too tannic.  I can easily make allowances - I like this kind of wine, and now the nose is much cooler, black currant, mulberry, vanilla, butter, but no way this bad boy is going over 85 at this time.  Lovely deep garnet/purple/ruby color, though.  Looks dark and sensuous in the glass. $16.45 so we are still in "good value" territory.  Slightly chalky, medium-chewy tannins, that's the deal here.

That's what I was trying for, today - value.  Definitely have Bordeaux sticker-shock here, and what with Screaming Eagle and many lesser variations thereof in California, I've been on a "value quest."  Portugal and South Africa seem like they haven't been jacked-up by wine mania yet.  My wife and I are going to Italy and France for all of June, and one stop will be 'Max Bordeaux' just to get the little Enomatic machine-dispensed tastes of some of the "great ones" that we can't afford to buy, bottle by bottle.  (But how do you decant one ounce of wine?)  From a New York Times 'Travel' article:

Welcome to the future of wine tasting. Buy a tasting card (25, 50 or 100 euros), slip it into a high-tech Enomatic vending machine, choose from eight Bordeaux wineries, pick a size (2.5, 5 or 7.5 centiliters), put your glass under the spout, press the button and voilà: out comes a top vintage, kept at ideal temperature and free from over-oxygenation. Such is the routine at the Max Bordeaux Wine Gallery and Cellar (14, cours de l’Intendance; 33-5-57-29-23-81; maxbordeaux.com), which opened last year.  I will say that the Max Bordeaux website listed a lot more than what the "eight Bordeaux wineries" sounds like.

But what does this thread want? Surely not long-winded narratives of 10 or 20 paragraphs.  I confess that now that the second bottle is almost gone, I'm having to correct the spelling of some words. Okay, the nose of the Stellenbosch is weak, now, almost 2 hours after opening.  Given the price, I'd buy more in a heartbeat - it's a very satisfying wine in the under $30 class and with  few years' rest might be an outstanding value.  Still don't see how it would ever get to IWC's 89, though.

Yet - I think I could take this wine as a shotgun, and blast away many Bordeauxs going for stout multiples of the price.  Oh yeah - this is a good one to bring out for my 3 brothers-in-law when we are in the mode of 'Doug's Cellar Depletion.'  Think about it - if it really smooths out with a few more years, this could be a mainstay of good, aged red wine, at $200 a case.  Hoo aah!

I'm a fair-sized boy, and have a tolerance for alcohol.   While I believe in the concept of posting-while-drunk (there is nothing better to read, at times), have been up for 21 hours, and have to go in for another 12 hour shift in 3.5 hours, a pretty grim prospect.  Been doing it for over 26 years, though.


Ciao, everybody.








pjaines -> RE: Postings after 1 whole bottle consumed alone (5/13/2011 1:39:19 PM)

Mr Slaughterer - thank you for bringing light into this forum. It sounds like combining LSD and Angelus really does work a treat if your hallucinations are anything to go by. I too confess (mea culpa) that sometimes I am unfaithful to my wife by sitting alone in a darkened room suckling from the breast of Bacchus, usually in the form on an older Hermitage or excessively expensive bottle of Bordeaux juice whilst she is away. Do I feel guilt. No. Do I feel sad? Oh no - just liberated by drinking fine wine in my underpants.




wadcorp -> RE: Postings after 1 whole bottle consumed alone (5/13/2011 1:42:06 PM)

Another one from Hot 'lanta!

Welcome to the Forum, Old Doug!

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drycab -> RE: Postings after 1 whole bottle consumed alone (5/13/2011 1:44:07 PM)


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ORIGINAL: pjaines

Oh no - just liberated by drinking fine wine in my underpants.


Maybe TMI?




Khamen -> RE: Postings after 1 whole bottle consumed alone (5/14/2011 7:04:12 PM)

Does E Lucevan la stelle count?

K




fingers -> RE: Postings after 1 whole bottle consumed alone (5/14/2011 7:10:47 PM)

Only if you post after consuming the whole opera alone




Khamen -> RE: Postings after 1 whole bottle consumed alone (5/14/2011 7:11:57 PM)

si

(ps I love Tosca - it makes me cry)

K




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