Community Tasting Note
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Buff Tannen, USXFel Presidente Does not like this wine: 81 points
April 25, 2021 - Reminds me of Sancerre, and not in a good way, like when yer high and Sancerre's telling you to take out the trash and yer like oh man, which one of us is underwater right now
I see that this is for sale for $49 @Gasbarro's on Atwell's ave; someone should remind them that crime should not be committed on Federal Hill, it should be planned. I paid 18 elsewhere and am ripshit, verily. Somebody needs to remind doze Pseudoslavs in Friuli dat nobody in America is paying for cleanliness from Somewhat Europe, they're paying for the dude who was up for a 4-way in Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, who's like every natty wine maker ever, to take a dump in his son's dollhouse and age the rebula (as in, dude you should get that rebula on your face looked at) in that, and America Still Matters, Olympix r sün populi, ASM! ASM! ASM!
I acknowledge that the subtle anise and orange of this would go perfectly with the Sol Azteca chamorritos
If you've made it this far, you've probably not admonished the staff @Gasbarro's about anything: just claim you've got to go pick up your cupcakes @The Blind King or they'll give them to a musician
Everything I said about the 2018 Domaine des Terrisses goes 2.5 for this, 'merica will be a mire perfect union if it respects its more outre state's burgeoning oenological prowess. But this sugar water, even after the little spritz blows off, I don't know whether to drink it or put a little behind my ears for hygge shui, and you can get nips of those at the Chinatown bazaar that's been going out of business for the past 25 years for 3-5 bucks, depending on how they size you up
Jeez, I think I put more effort into critiquing this wine than the Princic's did making it298 views
1 Comment
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wayfarer commented:
7/9/21, 4:54 AM - Hysterical and entertaining though I kind a think the wine was neither that good or bad, put it to a beat and there will be a new genre of rap, wine review rap.