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98 Points

Saturday, August 24, 2019 - Mike Smith 2018s & 2017s - Myriad, Quivet, Scarlett, Becklyn, and others (Saint Helena): Dear Lord in Heaven, this is a WIIIIIDE open book in its current state, splaying out all the goods right on the front end and making no excuses for it. Those familiar with GIII are no strangers to the early onset of big ‘ol gobs of fruit jumping right into your face-hole. Expect nothing less with the 2018 GIII. Chewy and ultra-accessible (almost shamefully so). Extracted blackberry, the darkest, wettest soil (think the bottom of a waterfall in northern Oregon in February), spice, and black cherry syrup. Not to worry, however, your conservative side will still be pleased to experience the GIII’s ample tannic spine to hold all of its ostentatiousness together. But ya, it’s still super, duper showy. Finishes intense and effusive. It’s awesomely decadent and debauched.

Fair warning, don’t wear a suit and tie when trying this wine. Shoot instead for a bib and a face shield. The only thing missing here is a pole and a swole-up bouncer in his little sister’s tanktop. 96-98 points depending on your tolerance for wet T-shirt contests and beads of sweat on furry-chested Persian men.

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  • Comment posted by LiteItOnFire:

    8/24/2019 7:06:00 PM - Not sure what I like more, your tasting notes or eventually drinking this puppy!

  • Comment posted by csimm:

    8/24/2019 10:45:00 PM - I you like a fist full of crazy sexy in your wine, this thing will deliver all sorts of brothel-esque hedonism once it hits bottle...!

  • Comment posted by LiteItOnFire:

    8/24/2019 11:19:00 PM - I am married so I will take it where and when I can get it!

  • Comment posted by csimm:

    8/25/2019 7:45:00 AM - Ha. Well then the 2018 GIII is certainly suited to be one’s liquid supplement for all things carnal.

  • Comment posted by michigan dogs:

    8/26/2019 8:37:00 AM - csimm, I need your address so I can send you a bill for all the added expenses I'm going to have because of your write-ups. You feed my lack of will power

  • Comment posted by csimm:

    8/26/2019 9:03:00 AM - Ha! Actually my CT notes are all part of a misery-loves-company scam that I’m running so everyone else will be just as wine-poor as I will when the 2018 allocations come out...! :)

  • Comment posted by michigan dogs:

    8/26/2019 9:17:00 AM - you are excelling at getting us to spend too much money on wine

  • Comment posted by csimm:

    8/26/2019 9:29:00 AM - I’m very comfortable blaming the whole CT community for my wallet woes. Stupid website.....

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