2006 Yellow Tail Chardonnay

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50 Points

Tuesday, July 22, 2008 - Holy mackrel!!!! What the hell they put in this I have no idea but at a guess I would start with cane sugar, diesel and whatever they found lying around in the kitchen. They then probably mixed it up with a big ladle in a boiling witches couldron and let it stand for a while in pretty much the same manner you did when playing with a chemistry set when you were a kid.

After it cooled they then had a moment of clarity.

"Hey, there are probably chimps out there stupid enough to pay money for this!!"
"No! Surely not"
"Dunno, lets give it a go - surely someone out there will buy it more than once"

And thus it came to pass that what we I see before my eyes is a liquid that has been marketed, produced, bottled, distributed and retailed to some festering no-clue bar near you. And worse, people are buying it. Buying it as in giving away their hard earned cash in return for ..... this.

Just think about it - there are cargo ships on the ocean waves as we speak shipping more of this stuff to our shores in a never ending conveyor belt of gloppy goo, with cash going in the opposite direction. Surely there must be a law against it. IT MUST BE STOPPED. Terrible.

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