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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 2/23/2019 6:17:59 PM   
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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 2/23/2019 6:35:42 PM   
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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 2/28/2019 1:15:12 PM   
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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 3/4/2019 1:15:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		This is a real German word:

rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

It translates as, “Beef labeling surveilance task transfer law”, literally; I guess an implied meaning would be something like “Beef chain-of-custody-record-keeping law”.

I wonder what German spelling bees are like?

Edit: I don't want to hear any of you complaining about the label on a bottle of Riesling. You have it easy, compared to the beef-regulators.

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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 3/4/2019 2:25:01 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Eddie

This is a real German word:

rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

It translates as, “Beef labeling surveilance task transfer law”, literally; I guess an implied meaning would be something like “Beef chain-of-custody-record-keeping law”.

I wonder what German spelling bees are like?

Edit: I don't want to hear any of you complaining about the label on a bottle of Riesling. You have it easy, compared to the beef-regulators.


I have a theory: German public department employees get paid by the letter.

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Vote NO on Proposition S1ct1516 "BAN the CRAN!" this Election Day.

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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 3/4/2019 3:59:40 PM   
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I have a theory: German public department employees get paid by the letter.
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DING DING DING DING

as a lifelong German minor, I can confirm that the only german words that qualify for "longest word in the world/ in germany/ etc" are words that were created in the crevices of adminstrative/ government bureaucracy. I'm a pretty bed wetting liberal, but I'll happily admit that.

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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 3/4/2019 4:02:01 PM   
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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 3/4/2019 5:53:47 PM   
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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 3/15/2019 4:05:47 PM   
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Pardon me while I duck.

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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 3/15/2019 7:47:58 PM   
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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 3/16/2019 4:31:22 AM   
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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 3/18/2019 12:38:28 PM   
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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 3/18/2019 2:01:20 PM   
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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 3/18/2019 2:24:08 PM   
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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 3/18/2019 5:03:24 PM   
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ORIGINAL: musedir

Conspiracy Theorists...


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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 3/18/2019 5:25:19 PM   
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Please correct me if I am wrong but this is the thread about nothing?

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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 3/18/2019 6:25:37 PM   
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ORIGINAL: musedir

Conspiracy Theorists...






quote:

ORIGINAL: brettlaurvick

I went back and read the beginnings of this thread about a month ago.
Please correct me if I am wrong but this is the thread about nothing?


It's a random thread for the regulars to chat about general b.s.

Sort of like a never ending episode of Seinfeld, just not in a diner or Jerry's apartment.

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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 3/18/2019 7:00:00 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CranBurgundy


quote:

ORIGINAL: musedir

Conspiracy Theorists...






quote:

ORIGINAL: brettlaurvick

I went back and read the beginnings of this thread about a month ago.
Please correct me if I am wrong but this is the thread about nothing?


It's a random thread for the regulars to chat about general b.s.

Sort of like a never ending episode of Seinfeld, just not in a diner or Jerry's apartment.

quote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEyFH-a-XoQ


You are voted off the island -- as you attempted (cough cough) to insert reality into this beautiful world.

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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 3/18/2019 9:00:11 PM   
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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 3/19/2019 7:07:56 AM   
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ORIGINAL: brettlaurvick
Please correct me if I am wrong but this is the thread about nothing?


Ding! Ding! Ding!

And what does Brett win, Pat?

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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 3/19/2019 8:41:52 AM   
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ORIGINAL: wadcorp


quote:

ORIGINAL: brettlaurvick
Please correct me if I am wrong but this is the thread about nothing?


Ding! Ding! Ding!

And what does Brett win, Pat?

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Brett has to drink the spittoon

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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 3/19/2019 10:28:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Smaragd


quote:

ORIGINAL: wadcorp


quote:

ORIGINAL: brettlaurvick
Please correct me if I am wrong but this is the thread about nothing?


Ding! Ding! Ding!

And what does Brett win, Pat?

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Brett has to drink the spittoon

I hate it when that happens

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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 3/26/2019 1:04:02 PM   
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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 3/31/2019 2:35:01 PM   
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Nobody posted at 4:05... Gozer will not be pleased.

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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 4/24/2019 1:02:22 PM   
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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 4/25/2019 4:28:26 AM   
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"A guy complains of a headache. Another guy says, Do what I do. I put my head on my wife's bosom, and the headache goes away. The next day, the man says, Did you do what I told you to? Yes, I sure did. By the way, you have a nice house!"
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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 4/25/2019 8:47:17 AM   
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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 4/25/2019 7:57:18 PM   
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"A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started."
-- Henny Youngman --

"A guy complains of a headache. Another guy says, Do what I do. I put my head on my wife's bosom, and the headache goes away. The next day, the man says, Did you do what I told you to? Yes, I sure did. By the way, you have a nice house!"
-- Henny Youngman --


My wife tells me, “I want to go someplace I’ve never been before”. I told her, “Go to the kitchen”.

My wife makes dinners fit for a King. Here King, Here King

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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 5/11/2019 2:15:11 PM   
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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 5/11/2019 2:24:38 PM   
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