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Saturday, March 28, 2009 - For those who don’t have children under the age of 10, let me explain a little about Dora the explorer. She is a kid’s cartoon character who speaks ‘Spanglish’ in an annoyingly, whining, American accent and travels around with her sidekick boots the monkey (who has the same voice just an octave lower). Well there’s a fox called Swiper who tries to steal things while Dora and Boots chant ‘Swiper no swiping’! For the sake of this tasting note let’s pretend that ‘Swiper’ is brettanomyces . The wine has a pleasant aroma of pomegranate, earth, game and aniseed. In the mouth, weight has been shed from its skeleton as is customary for a wine during a period of slumber, but ‘Swiper’ has swooped on the bones devouring all remaining flesh to leave a wiry, metallic frame. It is ok with food but I think we should all join in with Dora and boots and scream ‘Swiper no swiping’!

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