Bro-rolo's 2018 Masters Bro-down

the annual boujie WASP wine and golf throw down...you can live vicariously through well thought wine-centric prose

• 2004 Casanova di Neri Brunello di Montalcino 93 Points

  Italy, Tuscany, Montalcino, Brunello di Montalcino

  (4/1/2018)

  old dirt

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• 2011 Silver Oak Cabernet Sauvignon Napa Valley 92 Points

  USA, California, Napa Valley

  (4/1/2018)

  honestly Silver Oak is like that girl you go out with that doesn't do anything to make you want to lose her number...but also doesn't really do anything to make you roll out of the bar at 3am jonesing to meet up later...but rich people with wine vision as wide as that of a blind kentucky derby race horse love it...at least it's better than Caymus special selection lolz

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• 2010 Tenuta Sette Ponti Oreno Toscana IGT 94 Points

  Italy, Tuscany, Toscana IGT

  (4/2/2018)

  I saw Tiger on the 3rd tee...I said "Tiger, come over later and drink Oreno with me!"
  
  he didn't answer and kept walking...I'll get him next time

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• 2003 Valdicava Brunello di Montalcino Riserva Madonna del Piano 96 Points

  Italy, Tuscany, Montalcino, Brunello di Montalcino

  (4/3/2018)

  holy hell...me thinks this is the best wine I've ever had...and Bro-rolo doesn't get that excited...wait yes he does...wait yez I do...wait why am I talking in third person? how very DJ of me lolz...but DJ can't go to the Champions dinner...yet.......

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• 2011 Spence Vineyards Cabernet Sauvignon Howell Mountain 92 Points

  USA, California, Napa Valley, Howell Mountain

  (4/3/2018)

  unfortunately for Mr. Spence...this was the warm up to the Madonna...and the ramp down after Madonna lol...like playing in the group before Tiger, where no one really cares about you, they're just talking in your backswing about which Augusta chain restaurant they destroyed last night...and then playing in the group after Tiger, where everyone is already gone, talking in your backswing as they run after Tiger begging him to drink Oreno with them lolz
  
  but it was good...maybe Caymus special selection wouldn't get railroaded so much if it came from Howell Mountain lolz #valleyCaymus

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• 2009 Il Poggione (Proprietá Franceschi) Brunello di Montalcino 93 Points

  Italy, Tuscany, Montalcino, Brunello di Montalcino

  (4/4/2018)

  Old Tom Morris...I mean Watson...won the Par 3 tourney...I wonder if anyone even noticed with Rickie's GF out there caddying...I sure didn't lolz...this one had a very Old Tom Watson...I mean Morris...flavor to it lol

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• 2008 Constant Claret Diamond Mountain Vineyard 93 Points

  USA, California, North Coast, Napa / Sonoma

  (4/4/2018)

  we paired this up against the 09 IP BdM...kind of like pairing Johnny Miller and Nick Faldo...'Merica vs Europe...trying to see which one can trash tour pros the best...my bet is on Faldo, he's so ninja-passive-aggressive with his intellectual accent and British giggles lol you don't even know he just trashed your golf game to 10 million people on tv until two weeks later lol...Johnny will just straight up tell you how bad you suck lol...Faldo wins

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• 2002 Dunn Vineyards Cabernet Sauvignon Howell Mountain 95 Points

  USA, California, Napa Valley, Howell Mountain

  (4/5/2018)

  I saw Tiger again...this time on the 17th tee...I overheard him tell his caddy how much he loved Caymus special selection...that's loser talk...winners drink vintage Dunn Howell Mountain...I guess Tiger has decided his next victory will be coming on the Champions Tour...

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• 2003 Luciano Sandrone Barolo Cannubi Boschis 95 Points

  Italy, Piedmont, Langhe, Barolo

  (4/5/2018)

  I'm pretty sure Bro-rolo's Masters wine throw down is draining the wine cellars of the world RN...to which I say who's cellar are we raiding next? lol

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• 2010 Paolo Scavino Barolo Bricco Ambrogio 94 Points

  Italy, Piedmont, Langhe, Barolo

  (4/6/2018)

  Ssssuper
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  super dee duper!

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• 2009 Lindstrom Wines Cabernet Sauvignon 93 Points

  USA, California, Napa Valley, Stags Leap District

  (4/7/2018)

  If Patrick Reed was as sweet as this wine...then maybe people wouldn't be dogging his epic victory this weekend lolz...personally I prefer a-hole type tannins...you keep tannin-in on P-Reed!

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• 2010 Mauro Veglio Barolo Vigneto Gattera 94 Points

  Italy, Piedmont, Langhe, Barolo

  (4/7/2018)

  AS GOOD AS A 64 FROM JORDAN ON SUNDAY!!!!!!!
  
  now I have to go home...fml

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