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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 6/1/2016 11:32:58 PM   
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All I'm gonna say is that when I showed Her Ladyship a video a couple of nights ago about a simple method for checking your goat for worms, for some reason, she inquired why this was a topic either she or I should be interested in knowing detailed particulars about.


MM: "Oh. Uh, it sort of came up on CellarTracker Forum."

HL: [Stare. Silent pause. Tilting of head stare. Raising of eyebrows silent stare.]

MM: "Well, worms. Worms came up."

HL: [Silent tilted head raised eyebrow stare.]

MM: "Worms in the rear."

HL: [Stare... "...in the rear of a goat? That came up?"]

MM: "Oh, no, no, not like that. That would be weird."

HL: [Dilated pupil non-tilted head stare]

MM: "I just... I just got distracted following YouTube videos. You know, wine and goats have kind of been converging for us lately." {True.}

HL: [Very raise eyebrows. "and worms...?"]

MM: "Uh, no, I'm not, uh, really interested in worms. Not really. It, uh, just, uh,..."

HL: "Are you going to pour me some wine?"

MM: "Right away!"


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... she uncorked it and put it to her lips. "I know something interesting is sure to happen," she said to herself, "whenever I eat or drink anything; so I'll just see what this bottle does."
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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 6/2/2016 4:08:56 AM   
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Some pills make you smaller.

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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 6/2/2016 5:37:07 AM   
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ORIGINAL: MindMuse

All I'm gonna say is that when I showed Her Ladyship a video a couple of nights ago about a simple method for checking your goat for worms, for some reason, she inquired why this was a topic either she or I should be interested in knowing detailed particulars about.


MM: "Oh. Uh, it sort of came up on CellarTracker Forum."

HL: [Stare. Silent pause. Tilting of head stare. Raising of eyebrows silent stare.]

MM: "Well, worms. Worms came up."

HL: [Silent tilted head raised eyebrow stare.]

MM: "Worms in the rear."

HL: [Stare... "...in the rear of a goat? That came up?"]

MM: "Oh, no, no, not like that. That would be weird."

HL: [Dilated pupil non-tilted head stare]

MM: "I just... I just got distracted following YouTube videos. You know, wine and goats have kind of been converging for us lately." {True.}

HL: [Very raise eyebrows. "and worms...?"]

MM: "Uh, no, I'm not, uh, really interested in worms. Not really. It, uh, just, uh,..."

HL: "Are you going to pour me some wine?"

MM: "Right away!"




Oh, God! Do I ever know that look!

I even get it from TW from time to time.

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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 6/17/2016 4:13:42 PM   
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I have to rescue this thread from Page 3.

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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 6/17/2016 4:24:23 PM   
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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 6/28/2016 1:17:37 PM   
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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 6/28/2016 2:46:05 PM   
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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 7/14/2016 6:33:54 PM   
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Sometimes we all get desperate for liquid relief.




"Hurt so good
Come on baby, make it hurt so good
Sometimes love don't feel like it should
You make it hurt so good"

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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 7/15/2016 1:16:14 PM   
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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 7/18/2016 9:04:58 AM   
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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 7/26/2016 7:26:28 PM   
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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 7/27/2016 4:44:14 AM   
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Now that's funny.

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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 7/27/2016 11:42:06 AM   
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Now that's funny.

I have to agree. A good chuckle.

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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 7/28/2016 11:07:22 PM   
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I'm thinker than you drunk I am

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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 7/29/2016 2:27:25 PM   
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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 9/28/2016 11:01:07 AM   
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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 9/28/2016 12:57:09 PM   
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Good one... illustration of bottle drunk by oneself.

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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 9/28/2016 2:18:57 PM   
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You are what you drink.

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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 9/28/2016 2:21:59 PM   
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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 9/29/2016 3:45:28 AM   
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Tous les chemins mènent à la Bourgogne!
"One not only drinks wine, one smells it, observes it, tastes it, sips it and -- one talks about it!" (in memory of drycab)

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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 9/29/2016 6:44:39 AM   
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That's pretty funny.

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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 9/29/2016 7:13:05 AM   
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I'm going to print that out and put it on the refrigerator.

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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 10/16/2016 7:06:46 PM   
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The Bar At The End Of The Universe





It is not every establishment one might wander into where they are cooking squirrel meat that same day.

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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 10/17/2016 4:16:16 AM   
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The Bar At The End Of The Universe





It is not every establishment one might wander into where they are cooking squirrel meat that same day.


Happens at Chez Eddie fairly often (no telling which critter will pop up on the menu here....). By the way, Albarino is the preferred match.

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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 11/10/2016 6:44:13 PM   
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They sentenced me to twenty years of boredom,
For trying to change the system from within.
I'm coming now, I'm coming to reward them.
First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin.
I'm guided by a signal in the heavens,
I'm guided by this birthmark on my skin,
I'm guided by the beauty of our weapons,
First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin.

I'd really like to live beside you, baby,
I love your body and your spirit and your clothes.
But you see that line there moving through the station?
I told you, I told you, told you, I was one of those.

- - - - -

Bye Leonard.

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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 11/11/2016 9:31:46 PM   
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Like a bird on a wire
Like a drunk in a choir
I tried in my way to be free

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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 11/12/2016 7:01:35 AM   
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Okay, I have a job for Chris Christie - playing a mafia henchman in movies or on TV.




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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 11/12/2016 9:09:31 AM   
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And may his first hit be a masculine hit.

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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 12/15/2016 3:17:34 AM   
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Rescued from page 5. Really?

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RE: Joe Le Taxi - 12/15/2016 11:51:10 AM   
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I think Uber is giving Joe too much competition.

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