8/16/2019 - Bro-rolo wrote:

well ok you can drink this Napanomics bomb...but like the Arizona Cardinals you could have found something better than Kliff Kingsbury lolz #Kliffloveswhiteclaws

8/16/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

hellz yeh college fball is bout to start again!! can’t wait to watch Bama play the league of unextraordinary undersized gentlemen the whole month of September lolz...I would like to think that just once the JV squad paid punching bag would pull the old Johnny Moxon Oopty Oop and ruin all those entitled Bama fans’ Saturday lolz...I really wanted little JV bro here to do the same...even shot it full of 8 hours of steroid air to help out...still just ain’t gonna do it...when you bet on the big boys you usually win lolz

8/15/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

CRU BEAUJIE? $10 BUCKS?? WTF GTFO wit dat SHEEET

8/9/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

I have it on good authority that this single vineyard Oregon chard was made with bare hands and sweat from the beard of Zeus himself!! Great Odin’s Raven!!!

8/9/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

Michael has the Pinot Midas touch...hoard all you can and don’t make any apologies...byeee

8/2/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

Laters on the Menjay!!

7/26/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

Bro...seriously listen to what I’m saying...for <$50 bucks you’re getting a 5 star recruit...like Lane Kiffin would be all over this...Lane Kiffin only does 5 star recruits...if you don’t like integrated fruit and alcohol without the lazy a$$ oak extract...then you can keep “overpaying” for subpar overhyped talent like Jim Harbaugh I bet he loves #100Acre #GoBlue lolz

6/7/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

dam dude this is briney...but it's good...it's hilarious pouring this for some noob who takes a sip...thinking it's some sugary napanomic trash...and gets that face like Buddy the Elf just had his his first sip of coffee lol...we'll take your training wheels off when you're ready Buddy lolz

6/7/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

if Bro-rolo was relegated to a deserted island with Jack Sparrow...he can keep the captain morgan...I'd be good drinking this for eternity lol

5/25/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

o ya this one is prime...don't wait too long to drink these CdPs...they start gettin that trade me stench to them...who drives a 2005 lambo anyway? if it's not right off the boat then gtfo

5/4/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

Women Love a Big D-erby Hat Throwdown!!; 5/3/2019-5/5/2019 (Louisville, KY): I mean someone had to get second lol...we can't all be winners...despite what your parents might tell you with their participation ribbons lolz...this one was still legit tho...84 Diamond Creek took this one to the woodshed/glue factory...this one probably looks good practicing on the track alone tho lol

5/4/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

Women Love a Big D-erby Hat Throwdown!!; 5/3/2019-5/5/2019 (Louisville, KY): get out the flower necklace...sound the trumpet...yell out "My Old Kentucky Home" foe the 18th time homey...this one gets the 1M payout...84 DC still kickin...no glue factory for this horse...this jooce might be in better shape than Bro-rolo...I doubt it tho...I def see peeps lookin at me in the mirror at the gym a lot #getcutordietryin

5/4/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

Women Love a Big D-erby Hat Throwdown!!; 5/3/2019-5/5/2019 (Louisville, KY): dam dude this one was hangin on like being 7th in the pack...you don;t want to finish further back than 8th...who knows where the trainer is gonna walk you after the race lol...I think it was right on the edge of needing a long walk to the garbage can...Lynch Bages is still high quality sheet tho...maybe a bad luck Bro-rolo bottle from a sheet vintage

5/4/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

Women Love a Big D-erby Hat Throwdown!!; 5/3/2019-5/5/2019 (Louisville, KY): I usually save the white wine for the white claw crew...but while the white claw crew was busy changing out their Juul pod flavor...I snatched this aged grand cru chard and went to town...win place and show Bro-rolo you go Bro-rolo!! lol #glencoco

5/3/2019 - Bro-rolo wrote:

Women Love a Big D-erby Hat Throwdown!!; 5/3/2019-5/5/2019 (Louisville, KY): ok Napa...you don't get the "84 was a $hit vintage" pass like bdx...so wtf bro...this was past it's prime at 35...good thing Bro-rolo just took a couple blue pills (and some random white ones) and is ready to go at 35...I'm gonna riiiiide til I can't no mo lol

5/3/2019 - Bro-rolo wrote:

Women Love a Big D-erby Hat Throwdown!!; 5/3/2019-5/5/2019 (Louisville, KY): hbd 1984 Bro-rolo...let's make this year's bro down derby weekend as sloppy as this nasty bottle of 84 bdx ended up being lol...amazing how the sponge of a cork was even keeping that jooce in the dam bottle at this point...shit was gamey AF...we drank most of it anyway...I mean it's 35 year old wine bro...and Bro-rolo's hbd year is a garbage bdx vintage...so whatevs

5/3/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

Women Love a Big D-erby Hat Throwdown!!; 5/3/2019-5/5/2019 (Louisville, KY): why drink garbage watered down Cinsault...when you can chug craft pinot Rose! FB putting that OR pinot magic into these...kicking off the best weekend of Bro-rolo's year! lets go full send bro!!

4/26/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

this prime time brorolo made watching Moana for the 5000th time almost feel like I was watching it for the first time lolz #shiny #yourewelcome

4/13/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

Bro-Rolo's 2019 Masters Bro-down (ft. Tiger Woods & Ja Rule); 4/8/2019-4/14/2019 (Augusta, GA): geezus can you imagine if Johnny Miller had won a Masters?? having to listen to his grumpy arrogant a$$ explain why the 78 he shot is just as good as the 68 Tiger shot on the same day..."Tiger just got lucky and has better clubs than me!" LOL...well Johnny @TigerWoods is back bro! hopefully he had some celebratory juice at his 12 bedroom Masters house rental down the street...probably wasn't GaT lol...I think Tiger is more of a Hundred Acre guy...that's ok...once you get to 6 green jackets is when you switch to old world lol

4/13/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

Bro-Rolo's 2019 Masters Bro-down (ft. Tiger Woods & Ja Rule); 4/8/2019-4/14/2019 (Augusta, GA): Francesco Molinari comin in hottt!! I love me some I-Talian wine this time o' year! just better not steal that green jacket from my boy @TigerWoods...Bro-Rolo loves him some Mazzei...I bet if Thomas Jefferson was still alive he's totally be a VIP at the Masters...I bet TJ loved boujee sheet just like Masters week with Bro-rolo...that guy parties fa show!!

4/13/2019 - Bro-rolo wrote:

Bro-Rolo's 2019 Masters Bro-down (ft. Tiger Woods & Ja Rule); 4/8/2019-4/14/2019 (Augusta, GA): this was another "Honorary Masters Participant"...which only means dam dude you're old...we sent you an invitation...but one day you better not take it...just stay home bro...you're past your prime

4/11/2019 - Bro-rolo wrote:

Bro-Rolo's 2019 Masters Bro-down (ft. Tiger Woods & Ja Rule); 4/8/2019-4/14/2019 (Augusta, GA): so John Daly drove his RV over to our house...he saw us partyin at the course...and he knew a group that throwsdown when he sees one lol...so I said "JD if you're gonna party with us, then you gotta show up to the house later with something other than Wild Turkey and a carton of Parliaments!!" he said aight...so he shows up with this shite...nothing but flavored alcohol lol...I mean wtf John Daly?? are you trying to poison us?? this is like purple vodka WTF DUDE?? LOL...classic JD

4/10/2019 - Bro-rolo wrote:

Bro-Rolo's 2019 Masters Bro-down (ft. Tiger Woods & Ja Rule); 4/8/2019-4/14/2019 (Augusta, GA): Bro-rolo loves him some Mazzei...but this sheet is past it's prime...like Ian Woosnam...I feel like that guy is gonna play the Masters until Chairman Ridley shows up and locks him out of Augusta National lolz

4/10/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

Bro-Rolo's 2019 Masters Bro-down (ft. Tiger Woods & Ja Rule); 4/8/2019-4/14/2019 (Augusta, GA): "Bet I can throw a football clear over them Howell mountains!!" - Uncle Rickie-o

4/9/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

Bro-Rolo's 2019 Masters Bro-down (ft. Tiger Woods & Ja Rule); 4/8/2019-4/14/2019 (Augusta, GA): so this is a single vineyard bro-nello...a 2010...single vineyard...bro-nello...like Rory McIlroy...winning age...winning swing...winning putter...then why do I keep putting my dam money on Rory every year when he keeps BREAKING my HEART??!! this one should have been better...just like my odds on betting on Rory again UGHHH

4/9/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

Bro-Rolo's 2019 Masters Bro-down (ft. Tiger Woods & Ja Rule); 4/8/2019-4/14/2019 (Augusta, GA): UGHHH its effing raining again...wtf are we gonna do now?? I know...get some of that purple drank again!! bro-dog pulled this one out...we were like "dude that shite is gonna be tighter than Fuzzy Zoeller's first swing on the 1st tee!!" LOL...well I'll be dammed if ole Fuzzy didn't just pipe that sheet right down the dam center...so I'll have more of your 2010 Bro-rolo SIR!!

4/9/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

Bro-Rolo's 2019 Masters Bro-down (ft. Tiger Woods & Ja Rule); 4/8/2019-4/14/2019 (Augusta, GA): so Rickie Fowler only drink Hillside Select...I learned that today...guy can pound that juice let me tell you...this is not Hillside Select...this is like one of those weirdo middle-aged men...standing creepily in the gallery...wearing all orange Puma Rickie Fowler gear...yelling at Rickie like he's Michael Bolton or somethin...yeah uh I'm gonna go hang out with Rickie and get the eff away from this creep...

4/8/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

Bro-Rolo's 2019 Masters Bro-down (ft. Tiger Woods & Ja Rule); 4/8/2019-4/14/2019 (Augusta, GA): so we're sitting here...just scratching the surface of this epic week...when BAM! Tiger Woods shows up and says "Listen here you NERDS! I only drink OPUS ONE! and when I win this week, I'm gonna SHOWER IN THAT $HIT!! Watch me"...then we were all like "yeah whatever man...I think you're washed up LOL!" he poured me some...I mean it's pretty first-growthy...maybe Tiger should just buy a Chateau...(to be continued.........)

4/8/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

Bro-Rolo's 2019 Masters Bro-down (ft. Tiger Woods & Ja Rule); 4/8/2019-4/14/2019 (Augusta, GA): Ahhh yes...another Masters week...Bro-rolo's fave time o' year...like Christmas in April...stepping through those pearly white gates for the first time every year...baby birds chirpin...the crisp snap of a perfectly struck 7-iron...makes you feel the need to kick off the week with the same level of prestige as a smooth swinging Francesco Molinari...a smooth swining Italian means a Scavino Canoob...yes yes...that will do just fine! SALUTI!

3/23/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

There Was a Blackout @ The St. Regis...and Other Tales; 3/22/2019-3/24/2019 (a different Canoe): orange...and delicious...kinda like those oompa loompas lolz

3/23/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

There Was a Blackout @ The St. Regis...and Other Tales; 3/22/2019-3/24/2019 (a different Canoe): geezus can you imagine having 9 sons? or if earth had 9 suns? there wouldn't be enough sunscreen or after school programs to keep Bro-rolo safe all day lol...this is good wine tho

3/23/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

There Was a Blackout @ The St. Regis...and Other Tales; 3/22/2019-3/24/2019 (a different Canoe): it was gud jooce...but it kinda shoulda been better jooce? :| eh I dunno I have another one

3/23/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

There Was a Blackout @ The St. Regis...and Other Tales; 3/22/2019-3/24/2019 (a different Canoe): sheet a bdx 2000 [insert Chateau here] is gonna be fyre no matter what...fyre like fyre fest before those kids found out it was cheese sandwich fest lol...but this sheet was fyre like if Kendall Jenner had actually shown up to fyre fest lol...so yeah it was good bro

3/23/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

There Was a Blackout @ The St. Regis...and Other Tales; 3/22/2019-3/24/2019 (a different Canoe): Prince (RIP) made 1999 one of the jazziest years known to man...was this a 100 point LB Bdx? no it was not...does it deserve scores in the 80s? NO IT DOES NOT! wtf...Prince would probably make a dam good 80s hate ballad about all these 80s scores lolz

3/23/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

There Was a Blackout @ The St. Regis...and Other Tales; 3/22/2019-3/24/2019 (a different Canoe): I don't care if R Kelly, Michael Avenatti, and Jussie Smollett were all seen at a wine party together taking stupid selfies with a bottle of this in each of their hands...it would STILL make me think Valdicava might be the best wine producer IN ALL THE WORLD BRO!! I hear you can't take take selfies in jail?

3/23/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

There Was a Blackout @ The St. Regis...and Other Tales; 3/22/2019-3/24/2019 (a different Canoe): stuff started gettin kinda hazy for me...i think it was good tho lol

3/23/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

There Was a Blackout @ The St. Regis...and Other Tales; 3/22/2019-3/24/2019 (a different Canoe): if u saw Bro-rolo hitting golf balls on the driving range...you'd probably find yourself saying "yeah that guy is pretty good at golf...he has a nice swing...and he probably played competitively!" and you would be correct! correct on all counts! but if you saw @Bro-rolo hitting golf balls next to @TigerWoods...well you'd say wtf is this guy doin bc it aint golfin lolz...this next to the 2012 Debate BTK was kinda like that lol :(

3/23/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

There Was a Blackout @ The St. Regis...and Other Tales; 3/22/2019-3/24/2019 (a different Canoe): holy. shite. if Napanomics was baselined off of this...then maybe every wine maker and their dog wouldn't expect every bottle they grace with their precious name to be worth $847 bucks lol...fo real this might be the best new world drank Bro-rolo has ever had...and it cost what? $150 bucks on release? LOL #Napanomics #freemarket?

3/23/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

There Was a Blackout @ The St. Regis...and Other Tales; 3/22/2019-3/24/2019 (a different Canoe): yikes this one was hanging onto a Carmel cliff ready to just say eff it and erode right into the Pacific lol...CdPs old enough to drive should probably just be sent down PCH in a red Miata

3/22/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

There Was a Blackout @ The St. Regis...and Other Tales; 3/22/2019-3/24/2019 (a different Canoe): if this sheet's name was Dranny Rockin Ceck...I don't think Bro-rolo would be gracing CT with this ingenious tasting note...but since its FB I get to chug this delicious juice...and question the relative worth of PN and mafia-nomics from Eastzide France

3/15/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

good thing I have access to infinity of these lol

3/9/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

sheeet you could pour this in a shot glass for a couple of 21 yr olds and call it a “Blood Transfusion” shot and they’d be hammered after about 3 lol...this Lokoya...I mean Mt Brave bottle says 14.5% lol but I bet it’s 17% easy...I get lots of raspberry white claw on the finish lolz...at least this one isn’t a Napanomics scam...only $75 bucks to get u some!

3/8/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

totally get why people poo poo on dat rocky funk syrah...its def not vanilla coke...and I'm guessing those same poo poo-ers would rather suck down a raspberry White Claw with the soro'z on spring break than keep it classy with a dirty martini lol

3/6/2019 - Bro-rolo wrote:

my Creme JUUL pod had less vanilla flavor than this stuff lol

3/5/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

dam 2008...that year was cray...pretty much needed 10 years to forget that one lol...so now it's been 10 years...so go grab all the Napanomics 2008s you can get your hands on bc these things are done crying about the market crash and Boomer 401k losses and are ready to DRANK!! hapy phat toosday

3/2/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

Finding a Place to Park at Urbano; 2/26/2019-3/2/2019 (Urbano DallasTX): if you take a break from that Juul for a second...and looked over at your roommates hot/crazy scale tacked to the wall to your right...this baby would sit right in the middle of the “wife her up!” box on bottom right lol...if you think it’s ok to spend ~$500/per on acerage and wizard of oz...then I can’t imagine what that level of Napanomic buyer’s remorse would feel like after drinking this for $50 lol

2/26/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

Finding a Place to Park at Urbano; 2/26/2019-3/2/2019 (Urbano DallasTX): @TigerWoods bro I’ve called you 764 times since April and you still haven’t called me back wtf...I only have so many of these left...

2/26/2019 - Bro-rolo wrote:

Finding a Place to Park at Urbano; 2/26/2019-3/2/2019 (Urbano DallasTX): welp if Mrs Bro-rolo ever gets tired of my incessant wine ramblings and tries to poison my wine goblet game of thrones style with Pine Sol...at least I’ll know what it tastes like now lol

2/26/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

Finding a Place to Park at Urbano; 2/26/2019-3/2/2019 (Urbano DallasTX): every once in awhile Bro-rolo has to sack up and choke down some new world Mrs Butterworths...bc Napanomic theory isn’t going to develop itself lol...fortunately this one has made it 10 years from release instead of being guzzled right off the shelf by some noob who knows nothing other than “this bottle is expensive bro!”...at least some of that overextraction has summer donna’d and kept me from getting a headache after sip #1 lol...yeah yeah it’s high quality fruit...blah blah there’s some oak blah blah <insert stock CT Napanomic tasting note here> if this was left bank it would be a point higher and cost half the price #Napanomics

2/22/2019 - Bro-rolo Likes this wine:

assuming Bob Kraft will be forced to sell his wine collection...I’ll def be checking in to see if he’s got any of this...at least before Rudy Acker Merrall & Condit get a hold of them and auction them off for a premium as the “Nuru Massage Cellar Collection” lolz